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Which Band Member Are You
What's your favorite color?
Green
All of them
COLORS ARE STUPID
7!
Blue and White
Auburn
aubergine
Cyan
Which of these songs do you enjoy the most?
Swing 42 – Django Reinhardt
Whole Lotta Rosie – AC/DC
HAVA NAGILA – traditional
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robot – The Flaming Lips
Ice Ice Baby – Vanilla Ice
Billy Jean – Michael Jackson
Working Man – Rush
Trapped In the Closet – R Kelly
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No
Yes.
Maybe.
I swear I use it as a pillow!
MAYBE, MAYBE NOT, GO SCREW YOURSELF.
What pet would you most like to own/do you own?
Dog
Reed
Multiple dogs!
I have a zoo in my house
Bobby
Two fat cats
Snow Owl
You would most like wear your hair…
Mohawk
French Braids
However it looks when I wake up
Mullet
Dapper as always
under a ballcap to cover my bald spot
What movie do you most relate to?
RoboCop
Grandma's Boy
Peewee's Big Adventure
The Passion of the Christ
Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle
The Big Lebowski
Surf Ninjas
Spinal Tap
Where would you love to spend your next vacation?
Haiti
Madagascar
Out of my cage
Canada
Amsterdam
Isreal
Tibet
Jamaica
Which of these salty treats do you enjoy most?
Potato Chips
Saltine Crackers
Cured Ham
Salt
Lollipops
Skittles
Payday
Salty Balls
Who is your favourite Little Rascal?
Darla
Alfalfa
Buckwheat
Pete the Pup
Fuck all of them
Uh-Huh
Of these words, which appeals to you most?
Love
Honkies
Yager
Anime
Nap!
Spoon
Strip!
Word
Who's your favorite Superhero?
Lobo
Bizzaro Quinn
Gigantor
Meatwad
HAHA, You said "Spoon"!
The Hebrew Hammer
Raiden
The Drizzle
How do you eat your Oreo?
Whole
Twist off the top
Dunk it in milk
HAHA, you said spoon, AGAIN!
Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
With Sriracha
In a Milkshake
The greatest day of your life would consist of:
winning your battle over Tertiary syphilis.*
Truckloads of spoons
Truckloads of pie!
All of the french toast sticks I can eat.
No longer being a virgin
Good concert, no worries, and an ice cold bottle of Corona
Recording music/making love in the deepest, darkest, most brutal place on Earth… in the MARIANA TRENCH
Not waking up.
Which Iron Fez Member am I?